I'm selling my body.
On September 19th, I'm competing in my first HYROX race in Turkey.
You can advertise your startup on 10 of my muscles:
- Your website is listed on
- Your logo will be tattooed on my body on race day
- I'll share it on my YouTube and X accounts
Bidding starts at $1,000.
Each takeover doubles the price: $1,000 → $2,000 → $4,000.
If outbid, you’re refunded minus the Stripe fee.
Bidding closes on Thursday the 10th at midnight UTC (in 2 days), so I have enough time to print the winning tattoos.
→ Sponsor my body:
🐻❄️ Tip for reducing swelling: Crack the muscle between your ear and jaw. Listen to this. Did you hear the muscles separating? I'll do the other side
...I am disturbed. I have never seen anyone do this
Any person who thinks it is fair for biological males to compete against women in physical sports is an idiot.
There's a reason why it only goes one way; biological women never transition and excel in men’s sports.
Men have:
- More testosterone
- More muscle mass
- Less body fat
- Larger heart and lungs
- Greater bone density
- More red blood cells (absorbing oxygen)
PS - Even chess is segregated, because our brains are wired differently too.
SHE PULLS IN $46,000 A MONTH FROM 9-SECOND STRETCH CLIPS IN PINK SHORTS
Three fitness brands dropped their real ambassadors this quarter and signed her instead
She's not real. She's never been real
A 21-year-old in Tokyo runs everything from a kitchen table with one monitor and a cloud GPU subscription. No gym membership. No camera. No talent agent
The blonde hair catches the window light correctly because every clip renders from the same locked HDRI environment map same room, same morning sun, same angle. The way the blue crop top rides up during the overhead stretch, the exact tension in the pink fabric, the muscle definition that shifts frame by frame all controlled by a motion reference library he spent one weekend building and hasn't touched since
An automated pipeline scrapes trending fitness audio, maps her movement to the beat, color-grades to match the clean bright aesthetic brands love, and pushes across 42 accounts before he finishes his coffee
No shoots. No edits. No content calls. No cancellations
33 million views a week. Two supplement affiliate links. One premium subscription tier. Three brand deals closed entirely over DM
Overhead: $55 a month in compute
Real fitness creators are spending $3,000 per shoot day to compete with a girl who costs less per month than her own protein powder would
He locked one blonde in one bright room ten months ago. Same face. Same shorts. Same stretch. Never changed a thing
One character. One window. One pipeline. Revenue that doesn't need a gym