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Wife: I wish my boobs were bigger. Husband: Here's a hack that you should try that will definitely work. Wife: Really? Husband: Yes. Take a handful of toilet paper and wad it up. Wife: Okay... Husband: Great. Now rub it between your breasts. Wife after about 20 seconds: What is this supposed to do? Nothing is happening. Husband: You just have to keep rubbing it every day for several years and your breasts will definitely grow. Wife: You want me to rub this between my tits for years to make them bigger? Husband: It worked for your ass, didn't it? =============================== Note: Funeral services for the husband will be held this weekend.