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🇺🇸 TRUMP METE A ELON MUSK EN LA LLAMADA CON JENSEN TRUMP: Jensen, my friend, tengo a Elon en la línea. Le he contado tus problemas. Todos. Bueno, no todos porque necesitaríamos three hours. Tremendous problems. ELON: Jensen, si Nvidia te echa, yo te contrato. JENSEN: Gracias, Elon. TRUMP: ¿LO VES? That’s America. Pierdes un trabajo por follarte a una empleada y cinco minutos después Elon Musk te ofrece otro. Greatest country in the world. ELON: En xAI necesitamos GPUs y gente que sepa construirlas. Jensen sabe bastante de GPUs. TRUMP: “Bastante”. Elon, please. Este tipo ha convertido unos chips en cuatro trillones de dólares. Beautiful chips. The best chips. Su único problema es que aparentemente intenta conectar con todo lo que tiene puerto disponible. JENSEN: Señor presidente… ELON: En Tesla tenemos una política bastante simple: si produces, me da igual que seas raro. TRUMP: Elon, tú tienes como catorce hijos. Tremendous productivity. ELON: Creo que son más. TRUMP: EXACTLY. Jensen, estás hablando con el Michael Jordan de esta mierda. Tú tienes dos affairs y estás en crisis. Elon tiene que abrir Excel para saber cuántos hijos tiene. Learn from the best. ELON: Puedo darle trabajo en xAI mañana. TRUMP: Great deal. Tremendous deal. Pero Elon, ponle una condición: NO DIRECT REPORTS. Ninguna mujer puede reportar directamente a Jensen. Make them report sideways. Diagonally. I don’t care. JENSEN: Esto es humillante. TRUMP: Humillante sería acabar en Intel. Esto es una segunda oportunidad. ELON: Podríamos llamarlo Chief GPU Officer. TRUMP: No. Chief Dating Officer no. BAD TITLE. Very dangerous. ELON: He dicho GPU. TRUMP: Ah. Great title. Beautiful title. JENSEN: No estoy buscando trabajo. ELON: La oferta está ahí. Más acciones, más GPUs y puedes dormir en la oficina. TRUMP: PERFECT. Si duerme en la oficina no puede tener citas. Elon acaba de resolver el problema. This is why he’s a genius. JENSEN: … TRUMP: Jensen, escucha. Nvidia, xAI, Tesla… tienes opciones. Many options. Pero si aparece una tercera mujer antes de Navidad, te mando a Marco Rubio a darte por el culo. Nobody has ever seen anythng like this. ELON: Puedo ponerle seguimiento por Starlink. TRUMP: EVEN BETTER. American technology protecting American technology. JENSEN: Voy a colgar. TRUMP: Great guy. Tremendous guy. ELON: Entonces… ¿empiezas el lunes? JENSEN: Adiós. TRUMP: He’ll take it. Believe me. MAKE AMERICA GREATE AGAIN🇺🇸

Elon Musk: “A friend is someone that supports you in difficult times… Fair-weather friends are useless. Everyone likes you when the chips are up, but who likes you when the chips are down?”

Something happened last night that really scared me… 😭 My 16-year-old son came home late, went straight to his room, and a few minutes later I found THIS near his door. When I asked him about it, he got nervous and said it was his friend’s. Now I can’t stop wondering why he had it. Does anyone recognize this?

Just look at these sweet moments! A tiny toddler bravely reaching out to say hi, and a beautiful German Shepherd calmly lying down, tail probably wagging on the inside, hoping this could be the day. This is why adopting a rescue dog matters. Every dog in a shelter is waiting for their person — or their family — to choose them. They’ve often been through more than we can imagine, yet they still have so much love left to give. When you adopt, you’re not just getting a pet. You’re giving a second chance, a safe place, and the kind of loyalty that only a rescued heart can offer. Adopt don’t shop. The shelters are full of dogs just like these — ready to be part of your family photos, your couch cuddles, and your everyday adventures. (This is most certainly true here in Texas!) If this video melted your heart even a little, share it. Tag a friend who’s been thinking about getting a dog. And if you’re ready… go visit your local shelter this weekend. Your future best friend might be waiting in the very next kennel. #AdoptDontShop# #RescueDog# #GermanShepherd# #ShelterDogSuccess#

Allen Iverson says he scored 55, then got suspended the next game because somebody told his coach they saw him out at 5AM “Let me tell you what this dude [Jim O’Brien] did to me. I had 55 in the game the night before, then he called me in his office” “My friend said he seen you out at 5 in the morning last night. I’m suspending you for the game in Miami. I mean… you trying to keep us from winning too?”