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Devil: My price is your firstborn child. Witch: That's a bit cliché, isn't it? Devil: Those are my terms. Witch: Deal. Devil: Witch: Devil: That was suspiciously easy. Witch: Joke's on you. I'm never having children. Devil: Witch: You can't take a firstborn if there isn't one. Devil: Did your grandmother teach you nothing about dealing with the Devil? Witch: What? Devil: Read the fucking fine print. Witch: Devil: Out loud.

Fable 5.2 vs. GPT-6 Astra Astra was 6x cheaper, but man, it got absolutely DESTROYED in this test. 💀 Compared to Fable, Astra's result looks like a bad joke. Fable is much more expensive, but the difference in quality is insane. What do you think? Is Fable worth the extra cost?

Be Jensen: > Asian American Dishwasher at Dennys > Founded $NVDA and pioneered GPU computing > Took an extraordinary gamble in CUDA, despite the company close to bankruptcy risk. > Bet paid off heavily, and Nvidia was there as the infrastructure for deep learning and generative AI. > Spent last 33 years of his life growing $NVDA, and finally saw it become a $5T+ company > Devoted his life to establishing American AI leadership > Started having more influence on policies that Washington conflicted with > Leaks and hit pieces happen all at once around midterms > Washington tries to push out others like Lutnick that shared similar China stances to Jensen. > Forced to resign by Taco Bell and NFL experience board members over unconfirmed Spy accusations + personal relationships. > Huang's leadership then questioned by politicians that ask how $META makes money or how Wifi works. > Slandered by US media that think because Mcdonalds did well under a CEO change, so can American semiconductors like $NVDA. This feels like a horrible joke. Jensen Huang was the pinnacle of visionary tech CEOs and living the American dream. Ousting Jensen Huang will go down as one of most consequential and darkest decisions in recent US history.

In 2014, Elon Musk stood in front of an audience at MIT and told the whole world exactly where AI was going. Everyone missed it. Because he used one word, and that's the only thing the internet remembered: "demon." The headlines called him scared of killer robots. Tech blogs called it hyperbole. People moved on. I went back and watched that moment. It's barely 2 minutes long. You'll never hear the word "AI" the same way again. Here's what I took away. 1. He called it before almost anyone. Someone in the audience asks about AI. His face goes serious. "If I were to guess like what our biggest existential threat is, it's probably that. So we need to be very careful with the artificial intelligence." This was 2014. No ChatGPT. Most people had never heard the word "chatbot." 2. He asked for rules 12 years ago. "I'm increasingly inclined to think that there should be some regulatory oversight, maybe at the national and international level, just to make sure that we don't do something very foolish." National AND international. In 2014. Governments are still arguing about it today. 3. The demon line wasn't a joke. "With artificial intelligence we are summoning the demon." And then the part almost nobody quotes: "In all those stories where there's the guy with the pentagram and the holy water, it's like, yeah, he's sure he can control the demon. Doesn't work out." Read that again. His warning wasn't about the demon. It was about the guy who thinks he can control it. 4. Now here's what got me. In 2014 he said: summoning the demon. In 2018 he told Joe Rogan: "Nobody listened." In 2023 he signed a letter asking AI labs to pause. In 2026 he told The Economist he can't see any way to stop it anymore. His new philosophy? "Let's enjoy the ride." And: "If you can't beat them, join them." Today he's building one of the most powerful AIs on Earth. 12 years later, the man who warned us about the guy with the pentagram is holding one. My takeaway: He wasn't wrong in 2014. He just realized nobody was going to stop it. So he decided to build it himself. Whether that's genius or the exact ending of his own story, I honestly don't know. So now I'm asking you: Was Musk right in 2014? Or did he become the guy in his own warning? Tell me below. I genuinely want to know where people land on this.

I'm proud I worked at @NVIDIA. @JensenHuang is the biggest reason why. I'm not there anymore, so I can speak freely. His departure is a huge loss. Especially now. I spent almost five years in the culture he built and knew people who'd worked with him for 20+ years. They respected him technically and loved him as a person. They said it without a hint of doubt. The focus stayed on the mission and on people. Good ideas got support regardless of title. That sounds like standard company values. It wasn't. Behind it was his vision and a way of leading that is out of fashion in today's founder advice: - Be kind, not arrogant. - Innovation, not marketing. - The wins belong to the people, not the CEO. - Don't fire by default. Find the person a new role. It's counterintuitive, and I doubt there is a harder way to lead. What I saw was leadership through kindness and care, not by squeezing people. A real visionary. He understood the technology and the people building it. His internal talks had vision, conviction, technical depth and jokes good enough for stand-up. You left wanting to build, and you couldn't wait for the next one. An affair, on its own, shouldn't outweigh decades of leadership. The serious questions deserve real answers. But the soap opera shouldn't decide his future. We're at a critical moment for AI. His technical judgment, vision, and commitment to the work are incredibly hard to replace. I want Jensen to keep building and leading. There's too much important work ahead.

🇧🇷 In 2018, Brazilian footballer Daniel Corrêa Freitas (24) sent these selfies to his friend on WhatsApp as he lay beside a married woman while she slept. The following day, Daniel’s corpse was discovered in remote woodland. He’d been stabbed multiple times, his throat slit, and his penis cut off. Daniel was attending the 18th birthday party of Allana Brittes, the daughter of Cristiana, the woman in the photos. The celebration continued into the early hours. At some point he entered the parents’ bedroom, lay down next to the sleeping mother and took the photos as a “joke” When Cristiana’s husband, Edison Brittes Jr, returned home he found them in his bed. Edison and several other men dragged Daniel from the bed, beat him, threw him in the trunk of a car, and drove him to the woods where he was killed. Edison was arrested and sentenced to 42 years in jail.

“why aren’t u buying the nvda dip, it‘s the bottom” well, because tHeRe iS NO bOttOm… look what happened recently and what’s coming this month: 1. one affair = one black swan 2. two affairs (allegedly) = two black swans 3. jensen JUST resigned, effective immediately = mother swan 4. nov 18: congress wants a closed-door briefing 5. nov 17: first nvda earnings ever without jensen as ceo 6. january: democrats get the gavels conclusion: nvda is now a black swan incubator jokes aside, i’m still not buying yet. jensen‘s gone but nobody knows who actually runs nvda next. the cfo is interim ceo while the board searches, and the market hates not knowing more than it hates bad news i’ll look again once there‘s a permanent ceo and the stock stops dumping on good news. nov 17 earnings is the first test also anthropic probably lists before thanksgiving and a lot of AI funds are about to need cash. not my main reason, but not bullish for nvda this month either

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