Ref saw this and called DPI lmfaooo what a joke
Will Joker pull a Joker tomorrow? 🃏
It's NBA Media Day for 28 teams Monday!
Drake Maye says he drinks alcohol fewer than 5 times a year, even though teammates and friends have flamed him and told him he was missing out, says he sees drinking as voluntarily making goals harder to reach
“It started from my dad, really. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him take a sip of alcohol. My brother Luke didn’t drink growing up. My brother Bo doesn’t drink. It’s something where I just followed people that I really admired. That’s my dad, my oldest brother Luke.”
“I’ll get on the beach and have a piña colada, but I’m not one to drink. I probably drink less than five times a year, 10 times a year. I’ve been used to people I admire putting away something that I feel like can prohibit you from reaching your goals.”
“It’s always hard for me because people joke about, ‘Man, you’re not one of the boys, having a drink. You’re missing out on a great time.’ But it’s become my ritual. Unless I’m on the beach and maybe get a piña colada, it’s not really something I enjoy.”
“Even in college, I didn’t really have that itch to get out there and enjoy those things. Sure, I may have missed some of those nights with teammates or some college buddies, but at the end of the day, I don’t think it was worth it for me.”
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Joker hits the pass button midway through the spin move! 🎮
I lived in Canada for 30 years.
The day before I left, my income tax rate was 60% of my paycheck
The day I arrived, my income tax rate dropped to 30% of my paycheck.
The day I got a mortgage, it dropped to 9% of my paycheck.
Even with health care costs, I have way more money in my pocket than I ever did in Canada.
Which might explain why Canadians are always so stressed that they can’t even take a joke.
It’s financial stress. Years and years of financial struggle against a system that takes too much and gives too little in return, and fills your head with so much propaganda that you’re blind to it.
You know something is wrong, but you can’t tell what.
So they set Trump up as the scapegoat and blame him, when the real culprits are your own leaders.
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Tibo resets Codex, and finds the best way to deal with the criticism.
After people commented on how tired he looked in his latest interview, Tibo joined in on the joke instead of taking it personally.
He updated his profile picture, joked about how quickly he had aged, and tied the whole thing back to his )now-famous) Codex resets.
Among others, Anthropic employees are joking about his aging process, and Tibo’s smart response is to reset Codex once again.
An absolute legend!
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Well, joke’s on you, because neither of us want Jolene to take our man.
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