Coach Eddie (@coacheddie_KE)
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Devil: My price is your firstborn child.
Witch: That's a bit cliché, isn't it?
Devil: Those are my terms.
Witch: Deal.
Devil:
Witch:
Devil: That was suspiciously easy.
Witch: Joke's on you. I'm never having children.
Devil:
Witch: You can't take a firstborn if there isn't one.
Devil: Did your grandmother teach you nothing about dealing with the Devil?
Witch: What?
Devil: Read the fucking fine print.
Witch:
Devil: Out loud.
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