i dont kill bugs in my home, i say "hello" when the wasps buzz around me, i dance with butterflies and dragonflies, i talk to the trees, caress their leaves, i sing and whistle with the birds. i have so so much love in my heart for every creature. humans are not more special. sue me.
A Bush White House spokesman drops a bomb on CNN that nobody saw coming: Barack Obama got on the 2008 Indiana primary ballot with FRAUDULENT signatures.
And he says it to Obama’s own strategist, David Axelrod, sitting three feet away.
AXELROD: [Mocking] "In Arizona, [Trump] hired the cyber ninjas..."
SEAT: “I’ll give you an example of where it [election fraud] has been determinative. And that’s in my home state of Indiana, Saint Joseph County. The gentleman you previously worked for, David Axelrod, Barack Obama got on the ballot because Democrats in that county submitted fraudulent ballot petition signatures. People, including the Democrat county chair, went to jail over that. Barack Obama should not have been on the primary ballot in the state of Indiana.”
KINZINGER: “But that’s not a voting issue. Like that’s something—”
PETE SEAT: “It is a voting issue because he was on the ballot and people could vote for him, and he shouldn't have been.”
AXELROD: “How did how did that get determined?”
SEAT: “It was finally exposed two years later. It went through the courts, and several people found themselves in jail. But that’s the problem. It didn’t happen. They didn’t find it before he was on the ballot. It took years after.”
Pete Seat is right. In 2013, four Indiana Democrats were convicted for forging signatures on the 2008 presidential primary petitions, and county party chair Butch Morgan went to jail for orchestrating it.
They literally copied names off old petitions, including a former governor who confirmed he never signed.
Election fraud is not a conspiracy theory. It happens, and a county chairman of a major party sat in a jail cell for it.
just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at
like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.
we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag.
then sports get brought up, she says it
“i watch football”
my ears PERKED up
i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team”
she said “i’m a giants fan”
and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number
but i am not a normal person
my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the team?”
she looked confused
i kept going
“Darius Slayton as our WR2? Are you kidding me. Matt Nagy as our OC? Did you see what he did to Patrick Mahomes? Our franchise qb and franchise edge rusher hate each other. And we traded away our superstar DT”
she laughed nervously and said “what”
and i said “And don’t even get me started on Cam Skattebo basically trying to get himself injured”
she said “what”
and i said “so do you even follow the team”
she said “I literally have a Darius Slayton Jersey”
the vibe was GONE
just vanished. Just like Daniel Jones in primetime.
her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.
i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this Darius Slayton deserved that contract.
my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened”
i said “she’s a casual”
he said “so?”
SO???
i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this
she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind
could’ve had her number
she could’ve been the mother of my children
COULD’VE.
but now at least she knows i know ball
and honestly that’s worth more
"Prove to the coaches, prove to the doctors and everybody that I'm the same quarterback I was before, if not better."
Patrick Mahomes shares his mindset coming back from a torn ACL and LCL ahead of training camp 👀
“There was so much pressure on Mahomes to carry things. … The Kansas City Chiefs must find a way to make life easier for [Patrick Mahomes].”
@tthasselbeck and @minakimes on how the Chiefs should handle Mahomes' return from injury 🏈