Devil: My price is your firstborn child.
Witch: That's a bit cliché, isn't it?
Devil: Those are my terms.
Witch: Deal.
Devil:
Witch:
Devil: That was suspiciously easy.
Witch: Joke's on you. I'm never having children.
Devil:
Witch: You can't take a firstborn if there isn't one.
Devil: Did your grandmother teach you nothing about dealing with the Devil?
Witch: What?
Devil: Read the fucking fine print.
Witch:
Devil: Out loud.
Aishah Sofey had to reassure Mr. Kim and her chat that she wasn’t quitting streaming and that she still loved it after Mr. Kim approached her at TwitchCon, saying he was about to text her and offer her some advice after seeing the clips of her talking about quitting.
“That’s so nice. I’ve had a lot of this. I’m not quitting; I love it, and I’m here having so much fun.”
Jensen Huang and his wife holding hands during his first public appearance since the reported resignation. ❤️
Despite all the noise, controversies, and public scrutiny, they still appear affectionate towards each other.
Whatever happens in the corporate world, family and personal relationships remain an important part of life.
After decades of building a global technology empire, perhaps this is a reminder that there's more to life than titles, wealth, and professional achievements.
Success is great, but having someone who stands by you through different seasons of life is priceless. ❤️
DAME & JA 🤝 DOING EACH OTHER’S CELLIES
The 8-3 Trail Blazers have been having fun this year… they look to earn their first @emirates NBA Cup Group Play win at 10pm/et on NBA League Pass!
U.S. NATIONAL SECURITY IS DAMAGED WHEN CHINA GETS ADVANCED AI CHIPS
Doesn’t matter if that happens because the person is a spy, a useful idiot or just a tech businesswoman having an affair with Jensen Huang.
Alice Huang used Jensen to get advanced AI chips to China.
Get it?
Be Jensen:
> Asian American Dishwasher at Dennys
> Founded $NVDA and pioneered GPU computing
> Took an extraordinary gamble in CUDA, despite the company close to bankruptcy risk.
> Bet paid off heavily, and Nvidia was there as the infrastructure for deep learning and generative AI.
> Spent last 33 years of his life growing $NVDA, and finally saw it become a $5T+ company
> Devoted his life to establishing American AI leadership
> Started having more influence on policies that Washington conflicted with
> Leaks and hit pieces happen all at once around midterms
> Washington tries to push out others like Lutnick that shared similar China stances to Jensen.
> Forced to resign by Taco Bell and NFL experience board members over unconfirmed Spy accusations + personal relationships.
> Huang's leadership then questioned by politicians that ask how $META makes money or how Wifi works.
> Slandered by US media that think because Mcdonalds did well under a CEO change, so can American semiconductors like $NVDA.
This feels like a horrible joke. Jensen Huang was the pinnacle of visionary tech CEOs and living the American dream.
Ousting Jensen Huang will go down as one of most consequential and darkest decisions in recent US history.