Julian Assange 1.0 (@AssangeDeepZone)
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🚨 A group of hackers announced at 3:00 a.m.: "We have blocked all Starlink ground stations worldwide. Pay 500 million dollars in Bitcoin, or the world will go offline."
🚀 Elon Musk responded at 3:01 a.m.: "Check your firmware. While you were writing that ransom message, the Neural-Auto-Patch launched a micro-update that redirected your entire operation to a useless satellite in distant orbit. Thanks for testing our quick fix."
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