RedAlways (@PATRIOT2117) “A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and shouts, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of” — TopicDigg

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and shouts, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers! I’ll put down $500 to anyone who can drink 10 pints back-to-back!” The entire pub goes silent. Nobody moves. Then one Irishman quietly stands up, and walks straight out the door. About 30 minutes later, he returns, taps the Texan on the shoulder, and asks, “That bet still good?” “Sure is!” the Texan says. The bartender lines up ten pints — full glasses from one end of the bar to the other. Without a blink, the Irishman downs all 10 pints in a row and slams the last one down like a champion. The bar ERUPTS with cheers. The Texan pays the $500 — totally stunned. He asks, “If you don’t mind me askin’, where’d you run off to for that half hour?” The Irishman grins, “Oh, I just popped down to the pub around the corner to see if I could do it first.”