President Trump Commetary (@RealPresidentT)
@RealPresidentT
I'm President of the United States. I won the popular vote by 1 billion votes. I won all 62 states. Hillary begged me to stop winning. This is PARODY
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All my loyal supporters and defenders will get a huge payout at the hands of my political enemies. If you are against me, you will pay my defenders with your hard earned liberal dollars!
I loved Beijing. It’s a beautiful city with red carpets and dancing children. But I was disappointed that there were no Benihanas!
Let’s ask @grok - how many alien life forms are visiting Earth?
I will be delaying a lethal strike on Iran that was scheduled for tomorrow because our great oil producing allies in the Gulf Region want the cease fire to continue without resolution so the price of oil / gas stays high. Very smart!
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Grok is actually an alien!
I will be announcing the existence of alien life very soon - perhaps this week. I will simultaneously be asking Congress for more money for our beautiful and perfect border wall to protect us from aliens!
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I love China and I love this man!
Thomas Massie is not only the worst Congressman in American history by far; but also he’s one of the worst people to ever walk the Earth. There are serial killers and people like Jeffrey Epstein who are much better people! A vote for Massie will be looked at as a treasonous act!
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I think if God were to choose a successor, he would choose me. I’m tough on crime and on Fake Religions.
I was very enamored by Xi and China!
The Iranian army, navy and air force could all come crawling to me nude on their hands and knees covered in bay oil with their fingers up the ass of the person in front of them, shouting “I surrender to the great Donald Trump” and the Fake News would still say Iran won.
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The Fake News wants to ask dumb and treasonous questions like, if we’ve totally destroyed the Iranian navy, Air Force and government, why are we still negotiating, and extending a cease fire which is keeping gas prices so high! I can throw people in jail for such stupid questions
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Our beautiful USA is on the verge of collapse. The only things that can save her are yours truly, and the ballroom!
Lauren Bobert is a floozie. In other words she’s a low IQ individual with a good body who is getting by on her looks. In other words she’s my type.
The question the Fake News should ask is why do we need to negotiate with Iran if we’ve so thoroughly defeated them? We should just impose our will rather than negotiate. Iran shouldn’t control the Strait now since they didn’t before. They’d ask this because they’re so dumb!
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Ronda Rousey’s very impressive win over Gina Carano was almost as huge and historic as my beautiful slaughter of Kamala Harris where I won all seven swing states, and at least 58 states!
When Obama visited Beijing, he had to fly commercial, no one met him at the airport, and he had to take an Uber. I got the red carpet because President Xi respects me and America!
Good morning, Beijing! It’s a beautiful airport! Much better than shithole Newark Airport which is a Biden era airport.
