Maririn~ (@TopGyaru) “Shocking New Study: Women with Smaller Breasts Score 15-20 IQ Points Higher Than”

2026.05.09 06:03

Shocking New Study: Women with Smaller Breasts Score 15-20 IQ Points Higher Than Those with Large Boobs, Scientists Claim Researchers at the Institute of Cognitive Body Dynamics say flatter chests correlate with sharper minds — "Less distraction, more deduction," experts declare. After analyzing brain scans and cup sizes from over 10,000 participants, the data is clear: A-cup and B-cup women consistently outperformed D+ women in memory, spatial reasoning, and complex problem-solving tests. 'Nature seems to trade off mammary mass for mental horsepower,' said lead researcher Dr. Hans Chesterton.

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