i am cat ✂️ (@catb0icarti)
@catb0icarti
tomboy obsessed with monsters & stuff 🐊
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i could grieve the life i could've had if i was born normal but i rather terrorize my followers and show my tits online
the most attractive thing a man can say is “do you want a burger”
🚫 not an introvert
🚫 not an extrovert
🚫 not an ambivert
✅ pervert
i may be a 26 year old that doesn’t know how to drive but i will beat the fuck out of you on Forza
i miss getting bombarded with “you won’t last 5 seconds” ads before jerking off, now it’s just “create goyslop AI girlfriend”
people on the first date: sex.
me on the first date: did you know the original Godzilla (1954) combined “gorilla” and “whale” in it’s name, while it’s visual design was influenced by dinosaurs like the t-rex, iguanodon and stegosaurus?
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i really don’t care how life changing one piece is, i am not watching it. UNLESS a beautiful woman asks me.
comic book stores purposely keep the thermostat at maximum heat to engineer sweaty girl armpits
she’s a 10 but has anger issues and plays video games all day
