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Mike Tyson says he quit cocaine and alcohol for 5 years after smoking toad venom “I had the experience of smoking some of the toad venom that comes from the toad. You bust its little pimple and the puss comes out. We put it on a window or a mirror, it hardens up, we make fine ash out of it, like sawdust or whatever, and we smoke it” “Then we smoke it, and once you smoke it, let the smoke out. You hold it for as long as possible. You let it out, and then you go to another dimension. Then you realize all you did in life, you didn't do shit. This is the closest I ever been to God” “Oh shit, it'll blow your motherfucking mind. It will blow your mind for you to know how powerful you are. I did it around 60 times. It's always a different experience. It blows your mind what you saw” “I saw the ancient shit, like the Aztec, shit from Africa. I saw my ancestors during prehistoric times. It's really creepy. And then next thing you know, you wake up and you're crying or something” “If I ever saw somebody take it before I did, I would never take it. I was high. I was on cocaine. I was on cocaine when I took it. I was doing crazy shit. I took that, I ain't get high for five years. Didn't touch liquor or cocaine in five years. I was 100 pounds overweight. I got in shape to fight. That's what that did to me”

Jaylen Brown says he spends between $500,000 to $700,000 a year on his body “I do a lot, especially in the summertime. Y'all seen I've been doing the pool workouts” "Remember when LeBron came out and said he spent like a million dollars. It's probably close to that. Maybe not a million. Probably somewhere in between $500,000 and $700,000” “It's close to that just because I have my own team of doctors. You got to go outside of some of the stuff that you do. I got my own trainers because the organizations only provide so much” “Knowing that I exert energy at a high level on both ends, being 240 pounds, that's a lot a lot of wear and tear on your body and your knees while playing 70 games. I don't miss a lot of games”

Jaylen Brown says he used the NBA Players Association instead of hiring an agent for the NBA Draft because they're paid to help players “When I entered the draft, I didn't have an agent. I'm probably the highest picked selected ever that didn't enter with an agent. When I was evaluating, I went through the whole process and sat with a bunch of people, and what they was offering I ain't really need. It was kind of already slotted, so I leaned on the union a lot more” “A lot of the agents came and was like, ‘Yeah, we'll move you to L.A. We'll get you a trainer, put some money in your pocket,’ and I was like, ‘For what? Do I gotta give the money back?’ They was like, ‘Nah, but standard agent fee is 4%.’ I'm starting to do the math, and a house, car, and all that, whatever he was offering, is a lot less than what 4% would have been” “Long story short, the math wasn't mathing for me. I ended up being the third pick. I think because I came in like that, a lot of people, I think it was the agents, they tried to slander my name a little bit, put it in the media that he's too this, he's too that. Ended up backfiring. It all worked out in the end” “With the union, we pay dues. All the players in the NBA pay dues. We all pay like $10,000 out of our salary that goes to hiring lawyers, hiring staff, CEO, everything that you need to lead a company that works for us. So all of that is our resources that we all pay for, that we agree to. Once I learned that, I just started using it” “I'm talking about you can get private investigations done. They give referrals for financial advisors. All type of stuff. Foundation wise, health insurance, whatever you need. They have a liaison that's paid to make sure that you get it done. So I put it on their desk like, ‘I need you to get this done.’ And they do because that's their job”

Jaylen Brown says 60% of NBA players lose most of their wealth because the agency model broken “I hope I ruffle all the motherfucking feathers. The agency model isn't working. It's a bunch of players going broke when they retire. It's like 60% of players within the first 10 years are losing majority of their wealth after making millions of dollars. Living check to check. You can blame the athlete, maybe they living expenses, but they was 18 or 19 when they came into wealth and the people that represented them didn't help them handle that in no capacity or care to. After they get you and they get in your pocket, they just go get the next one and get in his pocket” “This is what I'mma stand on. And this could be controversial, but I don't care. If you can't help me at 18 or 19 to maintain my wealth, build a legacy, and keep what I'm earning and be able to influence me on my decision making, you shouldn't be representing me in the first place. Shouldn't even be allowed to walk into my house. But we allow this agency model. They keep coming in and they keep stripping everything and we giving it right back to the same people that was giving it to us in the first place. Giving it right back” “Something got to change. There's been people taking advantage of these 18, 19 young kids, and nobody says nothing. I think that's a part of the problem where we don't say that and we just allow that to be normalized. No, that shit ain't normal. You get millions of dollars and now you broke. And the people that's representing you can't even pick up the phone now. These people have continued to do that and they're gonna continue to do it because they see it as business and economic opportunity”

Ja'Marr Chase breaks down how he spent his first $1,000,000 during his NFL rookie year • Maserati for Mom — $65,000 • Jewelry — $50,000 • Clothes — $50,000 • Tattoos — $1,000 • Brothers and Sisters — $45,000 • Paid off Mom’s house — $100,000 • Rookie dinners — $20,000 • Rolls Royce — $300,000 • Savings — $369,000 “Saving your money is way better than spending it. You don’t know how much you losing when you spending”

Tyler Herro breaks down how he spent $600,000 during the first 5 months of his NBA rookie season • Gucci purse for mom — $5,000 • S63 AMG Mercedes — $200,000 • 4 door Jeep Wrangler — $60,000 • Clothing — $85,000 • Rent — $60,000 • Private chef — $20,000 • Porsche for mom — $80,000 • Dinners — $10,000 • GMC truck for dad — $40,000 • Custom paintings — $10,000 • Sunglasses — $10,000

Klay Thompson says he retired from playing NBA 2K because he was getting too angry “I had to retire from NBA 2K. I'd get too angry. My brother really put me in retirement. I’d take that game way too serious” “I'm like, ‘He's not even that good. He shouldn't be this rating.’ I'm like, ‘What am I doing, it’s not that serious’” “I’m beefing with Ronnie2K about my shooting rating. I had a come to Jesus moment, ‘Bro, I'm 32 years old and I care about my 2K rating. God, please help me’”

Matt Barnes says he lost over $500,000 in NBA fines and only Kobe ever paid him back “I probably lost over a half a million. My fines were never because people fucked with me. My fines were always taking up for a motherfucker” “I used to take up for my team. I wasn't a bully. I wasn't the toughest guy. But if you fucked with one person, like I used to get whooped if my brother and sister got in a fight and I didn't fight with them” “So these are my family. I took up for every star on our team, and the only motherfucker to pay my fine when I took up for him was Kobe” “All these other rich motherfuckers, you know who you are. I still fuck with y'all. I got hit with 30, 40, $50,000 fines, and they say ‘Appreciate you MB’” “Nah man, fuck that, pay that shit. You're making $30 million. Cold game bro”

Draymond Green says basketball is no longer a poor kid's game: “It's a rich kid's game” “I didn't learn how to do a proper individual workout till I got to college. Growing up I'm going to hoop. Where's the nearest run. Drop me off, I'll play all day. That's what we did. We hooped all day. I think there's a huge benefit to that because you just learn to see the game” “It's different when somebody just putting you in a position to tell you to do this move. How do you use your creativity? How do you learn if somebody just say do this? How do you know what your game is if you never tap into it and just figure it out” “I think there's a time and place for a trainer and I think with where the game has gone, you need those resources in order to be successful” “I feel like basketball used to be a poor man's game. Poor kids played it. We were poor. We had nothing and it was our way out. Basketball is not a poor kid's game no more. Basketball is a rich kid game” “The days of seeing LeBron James from Akron, Ohio, from a single mom, those days are numbered. Because if you don't have the resources these days, you can't make it. But that’s also why you don't see as great basketball as you did before, because there's no imagination” “Everybody's doing the same thing, playing the same way. I think a lot of that is due sometimes to having trainers. You just become a carbon copy of somebody else the trainer created”

Magic Johnson says turning down Nike in 1979 cost him over $1,000,000,000 “Nike, when I was young, wanted to sign me, but give me stock. Phil Knight said, ‘I don't have the money they have, but I got stock’” “They ran the analytics. If I had did that deal in 1979, it'd be over a billion dollars. That's the one that got away”

Floyd Mayweather says making $750 million separates him from every other athlete in history “I don't know no athlete in history, 90 minutes, $750 million. You tell me who” “I don't knock football players. Love football and love basketball more than boxing. That's all we watch in my home, when we're gambling” “If you're not betting on a game, it's not even fun to watch. When you betting on it, you on the edge of your seat” “What these boxers do now, they're boxers. They're boxers. I'm box office. There's a difference”

Kevin O'Leary says the biggest investing mistake you can make in life is worrying about taxes "The fact that you have to worry about taxes is a wonderful thing, it means you're making money" "But to say, 'Oh, I don't want to sell a stock that's now 11% of my portfolio because I don't want to take the tax hit,' you will pay a brutal price for that" "You will have a massive correction, you won't have taken any gains, and you will hurt yourself immensely"

Kevin O'Leary says a $1,000 credit card is all you need to build credit "Even though I don't endorse credit cards, it's very hard to advance your credit rating without having one" "So it's good to get a credit card, put maybe a $1,000 limit on it, and then start paying it off. Use $200 a month and pay it off every month" "I told my son, 'As soon as you get one, put $50 bucks on the card and pay it off.' Now he's got a pristine credit rating and he's only ever put a few thousand bucks through the card" "Everybody should understand that there's no way to game that system. You've got to establish a credit rating or you can't borrow"