Thinking about beginning it all
i smell so good rn im gonna bust
doctor said i might not make it if i don’t get head from a real eater as soon as possible…
when god closes a door so you reach your little paws under and go meow
boob tan line is so sexy Mmmmmmmm
deleted a funny tweet and now i regret it so if u saw that u may see it again soon
new call and when the lady started selecting the transactions she randomly sighed really hard and said Jesus Christ so maybe im the issue apparently ive asked for a very hard fix im the worst person alive
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i swear he kept saying im still here but working in silence and i said okay every time but he sounded annoyed that i was okay with it?!?!? AND THEN HE JUST HUNG UP IM SO CONFUSED I DIDNT WVEN FART
making fart noises with my armpit
on hold with the bank and the guy has been “working in silence” for so long should i fart and see if he says anything
toes hurt. any foot lovers out here who like a bruised ugly toe im ur gal.
ive been up for less than an hour and already crying in frustration… oh ! so this has been a bad weekend for me