The sunset in a random window hit harder than any planned view
What if the best coworker is the one who understands your silent stare?
What I can’t post here lives there
What if everything is actually fine and my brain just loves drama?
I could pretend I am shy but I would rather charm you 🎀
I am not late. Time and I are in an open relationship
I did not lose my focus. It simply chose a more interesting person 😓
The algorithm knows me better than my group chat does
my brain is buffering on 2G while everyone else is already in 5G mode 🤓
The street lamp is staying up late just to keep the sidewalk company
My backpack is tired of carrying my emotional support water bottle
My left eyebrow is currently on strike and refuses to rise for anyone
My bubble tea is the only relationship that actually shows up for me
The microwave is heated about being the backup dinner option
My shoes are tied up in their own drama again
The coffee machine is overcaffeinated and needs a timeout
My bed is the only one that accepts me for who I am at night