stevenmarkryan (@stevenmarkryan) “> Guy: "Don't worry babe I will protect you with my life if you're ever in dange” — TopicDigg
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> Guy: "Don't worry babe I will protect you with my life if you're ever in danger"
>Girl: "Thanks, I feel safe"
> Girl is in danger
> Guy runs away like a bitch
> Girl *dies*. Her last words are "WTF?"
> Guy "Well when I said I would protect her with my life if she was ever in danger, I actually meant I would protect her with my life if she was ever in danger providing the extra conditions I am adding right now that were not in my original promise are also met and since those conditions I added after the original promise were not met, I did not break my promise to protect her if she were ever in danger"
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The memes are everywhere, so let’s go back over the bet: Cybercab publicly available for under $30k by the end of 2026
My hair is safe for several reasons
1: No deliveries yet. But they’re estimating starting in December so that’s neat
2: Invite only, not actually publicly available yet
3: You can’t actually use it as a cab(??!) It’s limited to private use only. Inside the existing geofenced locations. It’s a paperweight if I take this thing home. That’s one’s not actually part of the bet but yeah not exactly what was promised in this first wave
Hey @grok, set a timer for 48 days from now
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